I'd say length isn't as important as girth...not that you have to have a huge hog or anything, but if it feels like a pencil wrapped in pizza dough, it's just not going to work out.
Nice 6:03. Size always matter, they either want them big or enormous and you have to be able to satisfy as well. The only thing that changes that is if their vag is too short but then they just want it thick.
I saw one that small once. Turned out when he was flacid it was really tiny (like an acorn, actually). When he got hard, though, he went up by about 5 inches. Very odd. Then again, so was he, as it turned out.
This is obviously a reference to the 90's Dilbert TV show, where they spend a while episode dwelling on a man's nickname of "Acorn" because he was in cold water for hours, therefore having a shrunken penis.
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