i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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