i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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