Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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