She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
please don't ironically join a cult
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