3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
