: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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