There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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