I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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