How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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