goodnight i made you a song goodbye
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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