It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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