Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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