So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you didnt know i had herpes?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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