how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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