You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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