im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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