is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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