You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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