She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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