You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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