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  • Then she got to be a badass demon queen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32pm
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  • 2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:20pm
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  • 2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys.... What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm
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  • microwaved cantelope

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:06pm
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  • LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:32pm
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  • 12:25 off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:54pm
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  • 12:27 hey pot, you're black -kettle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:29pm
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  • 12:54 fuck off its real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:07pm
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  • I know how you feel man =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • 2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:34pm
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  • ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:02pm
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  • Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found? God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:05am
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  • I hope he doesn't have a dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:37pm
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  • June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:08pm
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  • Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:58pm
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  • It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 3, 10 at 10:47am
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  • This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:25pm
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  • 2:11 can suck my big hairy balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:13pm
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  • western mass is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:28pm
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  • i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm
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  • soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:06pm
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  • ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:56pm
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  • 6:53, too soon... ...lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:19pm
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  • did michael jackson post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:48pm
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  • thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08pm
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  • I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 12:17pm
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  • yay for desperation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm
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  • He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically: he had me at jello.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:28pm
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  • This...is funny as shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:08pm
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  • 12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old

    Submitted by mvcolville on May 24, 10 at 6:59pm
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  • Ahhhh...must be Priest....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:07pm
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  • ya, who sends this text? what a tool..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:03pm
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  • 12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • 12:29 knows whats up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50pm
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  • Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:27pm
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  • hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:27pm
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  • 12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • You know your a redneck when....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:35am
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  • You should know,you fucking bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:52pm
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  • Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.

    Submitted by flacidBoner on May 16, 10 at 12:41am
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  • ^ I see what you did there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:08pm
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  • AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • Watts douche

    Submitted by billy2 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:45am
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  • reminds me of michael jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:01am
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