I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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