She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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