Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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