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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.

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Wow. Man up.

Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 7, 10 at 4:17pm

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Maybe mom will want to meet ur peepee

Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 7, 10 at 4:15pm

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OP is a fucking douche

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 4:47pm

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- -Thumbs up-
  
  Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 7:08pm
  
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- Actually, the two of you are.
  
  Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:26pm
  
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Don't by condoms until after you meet them because the pharmacist could be one of her parents

Submitted by yannimasta on Apr 7, 10 at 10:18pm

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mushroom stamp !!!

Submitted by kausie19 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:51pm

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That's probably because she's already heard that you don't have much down there, so she's in no big hurry.

Submitted by squeaker85 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:26pm

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put out r get out

Submitted by schlop on Apr 7, 10 at 4:18pm

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- The reason women have low self-esteem and wonder where all the good guys are...\n\nSchlop indeed. Shame.
  
  Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 7, 10 at 4:24pm
  
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  - The problem is women put out to everyone they meet until they do meet the nice guy and then they want to take it slow. The problem is nice guys don't want damaged goods.
    
    Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 7, 10 at 6:15pm
    
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    The problem is you call women "damaged goods".
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 7:07pm
    
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    Newsflash: There are girls who are so dysfunctional that they can't handle a healthy relationship with a decent guy. Those truly are damaged goods.
    
    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 8, 10 at 3:00pm
    
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    Maybe it's because the guys in the "healthy relationships" call them "damaged goods".
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 11:48pm
    
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    *them
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 9, 10 at 10:07am
    
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    damn right. don't complain about not being able to find a nice guy if you don't deserve one.
    
    Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 7, 10 at 7:59pm
    
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    that is the truth!! women do everything to keep the asshole that they should to keep the nice guy. then they turn around and do everything to turn the good guy off that they should do to the asshole. when women think in reverse life will be soooo much better
    
    Submitted by nokia3dbb on Apr 7, 10 at 9:52pm
    
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    Being a girl I agree with you 100%. Girls need to fix themselves, up their standards, then get the nice guy. \nI have the same problem so I stopped putting out and its been workin out so far.... haha
    
    Submitted by Kateskates on Apr 8, 10 at 10:06am
    
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Typical.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 6:06pm

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Yea that sounds dumb to me.

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 8, 10 at 1:35am

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That's usually how it it works......

Submitted by suggee on Apr 7, 10 at 9:00pm

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Fuck that! Everyone knows it's pussy first, THEN parents... or her friend;)

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 7, 10 at 5:41pm

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- You're a whore. \nThat's all. (:
  
  Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 7:10pm
  
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  - You're a cunt. That's all. :)
    
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:27pm
    
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Slap her with your peeper.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 8, 10 at 12:08am

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SHAME ON HER

Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:28pm

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- lol shut up and die
  
  Submitted by xsaint on Apr 8, 10 at 2:03am
  
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  - lol that actually made me laugh
    
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:56pm
    
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How rude.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:28pm

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GET. OUT. OF. THERE. NOW.

Submitted by scolac on Apr 11, 10 at 1:35am

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Hahaha i feel u bro

Submitted by dirtball130 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:30am

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Whatta bitch (;

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 4:13pm

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Tell her to meet yer friends ones named Larry and others name is Harry. Don't forget to introduce Peter

Submitted by IhasaPOTATO on Apr 8, 10 at 2:47am

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Run.

Submitted by hvltn on Apr 7, 10 at 8:12pm

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There's a dirty girl in these comments lol

Submitted by coorsisclassy on Apr 7, 10 at 7:19pm

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Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:26pm

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Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 8, 10 at 1:35am

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Submitted by buberto on Apr 8, 10 at 12:08am

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