areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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