nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
