i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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