There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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