My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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