this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Green mimosas i think yes
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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