Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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