one two three fourrrrnication!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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