I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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