I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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