I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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