haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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