why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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