Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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