We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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