U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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