Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
