Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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