Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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