Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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