Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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