Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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