This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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