I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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