Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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