Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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