is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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