eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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