There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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