Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
